These pictures "motivate me" (not to be captioned in awful pictures of myself)

I'm pretty blessed to have a job I like, a boss I like and co-workers I adore. I have IM for those times that you need to say something that probably shouldn't be said aloud and even if I do, the people that surround me do me the honor of looking the other way instead of running to our friendly neighbourhood HR department.

I also have killer friends on another floor who send me terrific emails with hilarious captioned pictures. I've honestly never been one to surf the web unless it was for something somewhat specific but I'm a changed woman now. Those jerks have won me over.

Here is a taste of some demotivational posters that my awesome friends send me to fill my day.

I'm pretty sure I saw these two cutting themselves in the alley I frequent.

Don't ya just want to take one home and hide it under your pillow?

Om nom nom.

It could have been a regurgitated cookie and probably would have looked just as tasty.

I have that dress.

...even Jesus wouldn't use you. Not even if you begged him sister.

That you are sir, that you are. If I were a green alien I'd be putty in your hand.