Hot time in the city = people who have no mirrors

I'm fairly certain 99.9% of people have mirrors in their homes. Actually I can honestly say that I've never been in a house where I thought to myself "you know what this place is missing".

Here is a list of things that I have noticed so far this summer, and summers past, that are No No's when out in public.

Ladies:

• halter tops that show back fat are not attractive, nor is not wearing a bra with one.
• Wearing bikini tops walking down Barrington Street is weird.
• If you are going to wear a tank top and wave your arms around like you just don't care, please shave your armpits.
• short shorts that can be mistaken as underwear are just that...underwear and therefore should not be worn in public.

Men:

• good body or not, it is not that hot out that you need to take your shirts off and walk down the street unless you are doing something that requires effort like just finished playing sports and are walking home. Usually these offenders are the guys that hang out in front of Park Lane Mall on Spring Garden Road who cat call at women and have no business removing their shirts even for a shower (whenever that may be).
• boys your feet are not too ugly for sandals...unless you don't cut your toenails.
• Unless you play rugby or are Richard Simmons, short shorts are not for you.

Both:

• if you are going to wear a sleeveless shirt, make sure your deodorant is well blended. Deodorant balls are somewhat offensive.
• Any sort of mesh shirt (men & women) is not acceptable in this decade.
• DEODORANT...Please wear it. Being stuck on a bus on a hot day with a stinky pit smell lingering makes me want to vomit. I don't want to open my mouth for fear I might swallow the smell. 

(side note: don't be offended when my kid asks me loudly "what stinks?" because she's just tellin' it how she sees smells it.)