"My side boob" is covered with a respectable blouse

It's the weekend, it's sunny and it's summer. It also apparently was a great day to take your girls out for a walk.

I went to the Superstore to grab a few things for the long weekend. From the time I left my door and walked the 2 minutes to the store and back I was bombarded with boobs, PDA and a waft of BO to boot.

There is this fella who sits outside the Superstore and juggles for change. He seems nice but I honestly don't get too close for fear I will swallow his stench, because it's that bad. So now I've managed to get inside the store. They're renovating and I'm pretty sure that everyone in the surrounding area came to shop at the same time as me just to be dicks. People were more ignorant today in the store than usual so this bothered me as I was already in a bad mood from the stink I walked through earlier.

I finally get my piddly food order into the checkout line, look up, blink then wonder if an episode of Bleu Nuit is being filmed. There right in front of me was a giant side boob hanging out of this chick's halter top. I was a deer in headlights and wanted to look away but could not. She turned to get her wallet and the side boob turned into a full boob shot. C'mon lady, how do you not feel that shit hanging out in the breeze?

So I left shaking my head, wondering how someone could leave the house with a shirt like that on only to walk outside and get a mouthful of body odour from the stinky juggler. So now I am in a bad mood, disappointed at the chick in the line up, gasping for non-stanky air and then I see it...a girl and guy laying on the grass in front of the Superstore totally making out hard core and what does the girl have?....Effin' side boob! WHAT?! I've been known to open the cookie bag before I got home, but hubby and I usually can keep it G-rated until we get to our door.

That can of Zoodles wasn't worth the therapy I need now.