Sounds that are just damn awful

I love living in the city even though I grew up in the burbs. Last month was year ten on my own and living it up in the city I call home...Halifax. A part of me wishes it was year three because I would be 24 and having one of the best summers of my life (I wish I could elaborate about that steamy summer, but dad may be reading).

Some things have changed - I'm older, wiser, drink more (ya liver damage), had a freak of a kid (no really she's crazy), was married and separated. Some things have stayed the same though - I have the same 2 cats (bastards), a good head on my shoulders, still employed and a filter that doesn't always work. But the one thing that will never, ever change will be my list of awful sounds which are as follows:

1. People smacking their food (adults doing it is the ultimate gross out)
2. One of my cats licking themselves when it's quiet and while they're next to me (bastards)
3. Kristen Stewart's voice (any emotion? No? Well alright then)
4. Yappy chiuauas (I love animals, but Jesus Christ)
5. Dumb ass punk kids/adults talking about well...anything (see a couple posts ago - I HATE THE SOUND OF THEIR VOICES)
6. Loud cell phone talkers (nobody cares about your bowel movement from last Tuesday)
7. The sound of a teenage girl squealing "OMG!" (**shudders**)
8. Stupid cell phone rings
9. Whinny kids who can't get their way

...and lastly

   10. A beer spilling (oh the horror)

I feel like I'm about to have a stroke every time I look at this