"Attention Wal-Mart shoppers...your ass crack is showing"

So I've come to find out that Wal-Mart shopping in Halifax is not like Wal-Mart shopping in other places in North America. Sure there are the weird people who you just want to smack. Like the ones who yell at each other in the store. The others who are waiting for a cab out front while they exhale cigarette smoke all over their kid in the cart or stroller. There's even people who push their cart down the wrong side of the aisle which really pisses me off. I was taught which side of the hall to walk down in elementary school, so you should know this as well. Of course there are some bad dressers, but it's Wal-Mart. Do you really have to wear your Sunday best? Apparently no...no you don't.

******WARNING******

The images you see may give you cramps, bloating and nausea...all of which are better than these outfits.

Looks like you're pondering something...like the lack of fabric on your arse.

I just checked to make sure my kid was soundly sleeping in her room because I'm pretty sure I've seen him somewhere before.

That's right, it was America's Most Wanted.

I have to say I respect a gal who stretches before strippin'. Very responsible.

Reverse crack?

...oh yes reverse crack. How could I have questioned it previously?

NO!

NOO!

NOOOOO!!!

....and my personal favorite...

The Cyril Sneer

After seeing that last one I think I'll have to go adjust my bra...

...for the rest of my life.

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